Oh yeah- and One Other Golden Globes '11 Related Issue
And generally an issue all around: WHY IS EVERYONE SO TAN!? It doesn't look good!!!! Not even on Jennifer Aniston (not that she was there- according to the rags she was home alone, sulking. I'm sure she was just home, hanging out with dogs, having a lovely evening in her beautiful house, drinking a nice glass of wine, and taking a bubble bath, deciding which cute bachelor she would like to date next, and that Brangelina never once crossed her mind, except in a wistful sort of "Brad's flavor-saver looks wack" kind of way.) Wait, tans do look good on JA. But honestly, on everyone else it's gotten far out of hand.
Here are two prime offenders:
Here are two prime offenders:
Yeah, I know. J.Lo is naturally bronzed. But this shade of gold is certainly not found in nature.
And wow J.Lo Jr. That is a major shade of orange. I'm not even going to get into the bridalness of that tacky dress. That's a post for a whole other day- how much I despise the bridalfication of the red carpet.
I blame all these tans and oranges on one family. Well, one person in that family really. Yup, Kim Kardashian, I'm looking at you. Every time I see her on a billboard (she's all over NYC right now, in bus shelters and taxi roofs) I want to make like my mom, lick my fingers and get that crap off of her face. I've seen images of her without makeup and she is a really lovely girl. But her success has had a horrifying impact that has reverberated across LA to NYC and back again. Everyone is way too tan.
It's not even cute anymore. Let's just stop. I declare a moratorium on dark spray tans from this moment hence. Let's try to remember that our skin is not our hair- indeed our hair is not our hair after too many colorings. Let's keep things just the tiniest bit real.
This has been a service announcement from Michelle Jean Lerner.
And wow J.Lo Jr. That is a major shade of orange. I'm not even going to get into the bridalness of that tacky dress. That's a post for a whole other day- how much I despise the bridalfication of the red carpet. I blame all these tans and oranges on one family. Well, one person in that family really. Yup, Kim Kardashian, I'm looking at you. Every time I see her on a billboard (she's all over NYC right now, in bus shelters and taxi roofs) I want to make like my mom, lick my fingers and get that crap off of her face. I've seen images of her without makeup and she is a really lovely girl. But her success has had a horrifying impact that has reverberated across LA to NYC and back again. Everyone is way too tan.
It's not even cute anymore. Let's just stop. I declare a moratorium on dark spray tans from this moment hence. Let's try to remember that our skin is not our hair- indeed our hair is not our hair after too many colorings. Let's keep things just the tiniest bit real.
This has been a service announcement from Michelle Jean Lerner.
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